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Joke of the Day
"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Eggs can't cum."
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"How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks? Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans."
"I was woken on the plane by a panicky stewardess That's how i lost my job as a pilot."
"Do I look like Christopher Columbus? Am I guiding a ship to a new land? So, when I ask for directions, please don't use words like ""East."""
"People are not giving Trump enough credit from last nights debate He just beat off two guys at the same time on national TV"
"What's the difference between a Pakistani wedding party and an Al-Qaeda training camp? Dunno, I just fly the drone."
"Why is Aaron Rodgers sucking so much? Because he got tired of being rodgered!"
"Cardinals are fornicating on my porch again! The birds...not the religious robey dudes."
"Question: What did the Cabbage say to the cab driver when he passed his stop? Answer: ""STOP THE CAB-BAGE"" Ps - The joke is to say it out loud and figure out what you are actually saying."
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? You slow down and use lube ( )"