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Joke of the Day

"Why is Aaron Rodgers sucking so much? Because he got tired of being rodgered!"

"You'd think there'd be more mirrors in the self-checkout aisle. As far as I know I made this joke up."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Agent ! Agent who ? Agentle breeze !"

"""I got expelled"" How? ""I wrote 2+2=41 on the whiteboard"" Ok that's dumb but- ""So my prof told me to go back up there..."" Oh no ""and rub 1 out"""

"When counting down, I can't stand negative numbers I stop at nothing to avoid them."

"Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies? Because this docent makes any cents."

"What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently? Americas already got two running for president."

"I Used to do Drugs I still do, but I used to too"

"Did you hear about the procrastinating dictator? He was stalin."

"I bought my son a puppy... I bought my son a puppy for his birthday but I accidentally ran him over as I was backing out my driveway. At least I still have the puppy"