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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? You slow down and use lube ( )"
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"The Great Wall of China proves that Trump's wall will work... ... throughout many centuries no Mexican has ever breached it."
"[being pushed into the middle of a dance circle] please, I have a family"
"Who can make six figures a year and still be poor? A toy builder."
"Why did the Canadian DJ turn down the gig at the local Y? Because why emcee, eh?"
"Getting a hard-on is the only way I can get my wife to leave me alone."
"A 79 year old pirate has his next birthday this morning.... he wakes up and says to his crew, ""AYE-matey!"""
"A police officer just knocked on my door... and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes. Pfft, my dogs don't even own bikes, idiot."
"A mouse jumped out of my stove, but I couldn't catch it. It was out of my range."
"Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies? He found a hair in one."