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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Pakistani wedding party and an Al-Qaeda training camp? Dunno, I just fly the drone."

"You cannot taste me, until you undress me. - Banana, 2017"

"You're a big internet fan arn't you? Yes I really get a buzz out of it!"

"I'm thinking about moving carreer into building kitchen worktops... but that seems counter productive"

"What did Ohio say to Oklahoma? Oh, hi ""O"". `ifit'sbaddon'tkillme`"

"Tarzan walk into his wife making dolma.. He then shouts: How many times I told you not to touch my underwear?!?!"

"Snail Boss: under skills you've put 'quick reflexes' Snail: [2 hours later] that's right SB: [3 hours later] holy heck, when can you start?"

"GF: You cant keep it. ME: But- G: Its a BEE. M: HES my FRIEND! G: Hand him over. M: No! [tearing up] I wont let you hurt Albuzz Bumbledore!"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? trick question: you don't need a light bulb when you have a glass ceiling"

"So I decided to write a song about tortillas... Well, it's actually more of a wrap."