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Joke of the Day

"People are not giving Trump enough credit from last nights debate He just beat off two guys at the same time on national TV"

"Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!"

"[Morgan Freeman narrating my life] ""He's still sleeping."""

"Why suicidal people are usually skinny because most likely, they haven't eaten in years."

"Why doesn't the sun go to college? It's extremely bright, it already has 28 million degrees."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Gagging/Choking sound*"

"A joke my six year old nephew told at dinner tonight. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!"

"Two Jews walk into a bar That's it. Do Jews drink very little?"

"WAIT, THERE'S NOTHING IN THIS AIR AND SPACE MUSEUM!"

"Do you know the best part about having only one eye and bad vision? LASIK is half off."