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Joke of the Day

"My dad, a vietnam veteran, told me that there's one thing that always sticks with kids and adults no matter how old they are. Napalm"

"Did you hear about the ghost who was a great football player? No, what about him? He's a spooktacular quarterback."

"Being clean and sober' means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store."

"Why Does Michael J Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients."

"Reincarnation, evolution, whatever. At some point, Larry King was a possum."

"Something you may have in your house right now could be killing your children. We'll tell you about it in 2 days. - Local News"

"Grrr why is it so hard to get a qsn stick in the right way! Dammit I mean a usb stick."

"Should I have a baby after 25? No, 25 is enough"

"I'm going to need to see a warrant before you look through any pictures on my phone besides the one I show you."

"Did you hear about the eskimo couple? One cold night, she broke it off!"