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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the ghost who was a great football player? No, what about him? He's a spooktacular quarterback."

"Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them."

"A man with no nose applies to be a professional flatulence detector."

"I wonder during the election for Pope, did the other cardinals point to the losers and say excitedly ""you are NOT the father"""

"After having three children I started having trouble remembering their names... So I just called them Eenie, Meanie, and Moiney. I didn't want any Mo."

"I can't imagine the enormous pressure on fat black women to be sassy all the time."

"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? ""Do you smell a carrot?"""

"Blind man is washing a grater... ..""*this is the biggest bullsh.t I ve ever read*"""

"I wanted to send over an invoice to the Westboro Baptist Church using an old-fashioned method of communication, but they told me... God hates fax."

"They're creepy and they're kooky, Mysterious and spooky, They're all together ooky The Twitter Family *click click*"