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Joke of the Day

"Should I have a baby after 25? No, 25 is enough"

"Did you hear the one about the three deep holes in the ground? Well, well, well..."

"the most awkward time in my life Was when I locked my keys in my car and had to walk into the nearby abortion clinic to ask to borrow a coat hanger."

"Life's a jungle let's go to your place and fuck like animals!"

"Why were Helen Keller's hands purple... ... because she heard it through the grape vine."

"Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ? Pupil: Because it can't sit down !"

"I can build things out of wood. Canoe?"

"13 Types of Regret You'll Experience After Clicking on a Link to an Article That Won't Live Up to its Exaggerated Headline"

"What kind of genie only grants wishes to men? A misogenie."

"Wife: ""Look. I haven't worn this in 8 years and it still fits."" Husband: ""For God's sake woman, it's a scarf!"""