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Joke of the Day
"Should I have a baby after 25? No, 25 is enough"
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"So an electric pole fell on my head today I couldn't believe it cause it was so shocking"
"Hey did you hear about the fire at the circuis? It was in'tents'"
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It may take me a while to get hard, I got laid last night."
"Two condoms are walking down a street... When they come across a gay bar, one condom turns to the other and asks, ""What do you think? Feel like getting shit-faced tonight?"""
"What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win? Atrophy."
"Why can't Saudi woman drive? There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom."
"Dad I'm gay *Dad rips newspaper* ""WHAT"" I like guys dad ""Oh thank god. I thought you were happy for a second"""
"Sometimes I really want to throw paper at people. Brick shaped Paper. Made of brick."
"A man goes to the doctor and says ""Doctor! I've broken my arm in several places!"" The Doctor looks at him like he's an idiot and says ""Well then, don't go to those places..."""