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Joke of the Day

"Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? Of course you did. I saw him the other day at the mall making balloon animals. He says hi."

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"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!"
"Well, seeing as Jesus only had 12 followers, I'd say I'm doing pretty well for myself."
"A tanning bed is a panini grill for people."
"What do I call my pasta friend? Ma Caroni! (my crony)"
"I know pretty well how batteries must feel I'm rarely ever included in things either."
"toddlers and tiaras more like PROSTITODDLERS AYYYYYY"
"Just for once I wanna be able to say ""It wasn't my fault"" without 4 people breaking down why it was my fault"
"Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!"
"Typos... that's just how I role."