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Joke of the Day
"The sperm is swimming towards the egg... The breakfast is ruined!"
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"I, for one, is a pretty weak Scrabble play."
"Why don't robots have any brothers anymore? Because they have trans-sisters."
"News: Boy George's reptile bites 5 people in one day.' He needs a calmer chameleon."
"I made a huge mistake I took my girlfriend to Subway, when she got her six inch sub, she looked at me and she instantly knew that I've been lying to her for years."
"What's darker than 3am in the morning? 12' noon in the cotton fields."
"If the Indians would have given the Pilgrims donkey instead of turkey, we'd all be having a piece of ass for Thanksgiving"
"Q: When is a pig not quite a pig? A: When it's oink-ognito."
"Robin Williams. Did you hear about Robin Williams dying? They said it was arson but I doubtfire.."
"racist joke, any better? What are the similarities between fat chicks and bricks, they both get Laid by mexicans"