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Joke of the Day

"Did you know Princess Di had dandruff? Yeah, they found her head and shoulders in the dashboard."

"Jesus take the wheel Carlos take the stereo, Manuel be on the lookout..."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!"

"Day two of the Insanity Workout. Half hour of talking to a lamp. Half hour of eating mulch. Fifty YouTube comments."

"What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen? Linoleum Blownapart"

"Why do emo's always act so sour? Because you can't spell Lemon without emo."

"Why did Rose not buy the iPhone 7 Cause it didn't have a Jack"

"Remember, it's not a real paleo diet unless you're eating mammoth every day."

"Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted."

"What's the difference between a Soap Opera and a Trailer Park? A Trailer park has much more interesting drama and less than a third of those pesky white teeth."