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Joke of the Day

"Young boy at christmas : haha I got more presents then you !! Sister replied : Haha ! At least I dont have AIDS XD"

"Wanna get rich? Buy my book, 'How to Get Stupid People on the Internet to Send You $39.95' for only $39.95."

"Jesus fed 5000 people with one fish. Holy mackerel."

"Uncle Bill always gave 100% Son: How did he die Dad? Dad: He donated blood."

"Bless you, my son... What is the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits for puberty before coming on his face."

"What do phone books and women have in common? They both couldn't vote before 1920"

"I heard Kim Jong-Un built a new private refrigerator He calls it a ""grocery store"". Wakka wakka!"

"Why did Jeb lose support? He was always beating around the bush... Without getting to the (common) core!"

"Why did the salmon cross the road? To get to the front page"

"The barman says, ""We don't serve time travellers in here."" A time traveller walks into a bar."