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Joke of the Day
"Want to annoy the man in your life? Pronounce MMA ""mama""."
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"So I've been trying to sell my Ubermensch Action Figures... But it's difficult to cater to such a Nietszche Market."
"There is nothing wrong with drinking while pregnant... ...my wife drank through all five months of her pregnancy."
"What do Alan Turing and a well-mixed solution have in common? They're both homo-genius."
"Whats the square (root) of a (onion)??? Shallots ^_^"
"American light beers are like having sex on a canoe... Its fucking close to water"
"Last month, I asked my dad if I could get a tattoo. He told me to get it somewhere that didn't matter, so I got it done in Oklahoma."
"If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks... Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined."
"What's the best time of this month for vampires? It depends on the girl"
"You were probably conceived at home... they say most accidents happen around the household."