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Joke of the Day
"Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred? because they pump-kin"
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"8 year old daughter: I wish I had been born a twin Me: You were a very hungry fetus- Wife: Ok that's enough time with Dad for today"
"What's fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels? Father Christmas on roller skates!"
"A tale of two tomatoes. Once there were two tomatoes crossing a street when a car hit one of them. The one not hit turns around and says nothing due to the shock he had seeing his friend die."
"Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska? Just for the halibut."
"A zombie walks into a bar Bartender says ""we don't serve zombies here"" to which the zombie replies ""that's fine, is the human fresh?"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cabot ! Cabot who ? Cabotret !"
"[NSFW] What's the Difference Between Peanut Butter and Jam? I can't peanut butter my dick in your ass."
"This guy's ""game"" is so bad, He can't get pussy from a dead cat."
"""What a nut job"" I exclaimed, on my first day as President of Almonds"