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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cabot ! Cabot who ? Cabotret !"

"As a grown woman with no children or morals to slow me down, I will have a definite advantage during tomorrow's family Easter egg hunts."

"That awkward moment when you text a pretty girl, ""my shirt smells like you"" & you misspell shirt"

"A couple who are silly together stay together."

"To get to the other side. Why did the tachyon cross the road?"

"[anniversary dinner] HER: tell me something that will make my heart race ME: my credit card got declined"

"A man walks into a zoo... ..... and there's only one animal. It's a dog. A shih tzu."

"once i saw a horse standing next to a car and when someone remote unlocked the car, the horse got spooked and kicked in the passenger door."

"I was curious what happens after you die, so I asked an accountant. The accountant responded, ""form 706""."

"WIFE: I can't believe you ruined my birthday yesterday ME: What a load of bollocks, Karen. I didn't even know it was your birthday"