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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] What's the Difference Between Peanut Butter and Jam? I can't peanut butter my dick in your ass."

"If you look long enough and hard enough you could make a lot of money doing porn."

"You know what they say about cliffhangers..."

"NSFW What is the noisiest thing in the world? Two skeletons fucking on a tin roof."

"What did Einstein eat as a baby? Formula!"

"Did you hear about the new Obama Healthcare Burrito? You don't find out whats in it until you pass it..."

"Have you heard the Joke about Hiroshima? I hear it's explosive...."

"Before Twitter, I used to be stupid in the privacy of my own mind."

"If I had a dollar for every time Greece made a bad economical decision Their economy would still be failing."

"Went to the doctor I told him everytime I have sex I cry. He explained it's from the mace."