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"Why do redditors hate the robot NASA sent to Mars? Because Curiosity killed the cat!"
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"Today in 1956 the first videotape recording was made. Your mom was young and needed the money."
"A guy asks his grandmother... ""Granny, have you seen my pills, they're marked LSD"". Granny replies, ""Fuck the pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?!"""
"[table of 6 year olds in lab coats] How are we supposed to find a cure for cooties if we *bangs fist on table* CAN'T EVEN FIND WALDO?!"
"What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on your organ."
"My wife is always trying to pick a fight by making fun of my impotence. Well she won't get a rise out of me."
"2017 New Years Resolution First step: write down the resolu"
"if anyone tels u ""evryday is a gift, thats why its caled the present"" just say ""evryday begins in sadness, thats why its caled the mourning"""
"What do you call a good looking Spanish/Jewish guy? Flacowitz"
"Police Officer: You know, this is a one way street? Me: I was only going one way..."