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Joke of the Day

"Why do redditors hate the robot NASA sent to Mars? Because Curiosity killed the cat!"

"Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit? Motorist: I'm in a car pool."

"KY jelly For when your cousin just ain't feeling it."

"Who makes coffee for the U.N.? The French Press Secretary!"

"Trying to make a collage for my preschooler's art project using magazine cut-outs, but I keep ending up with ransom notes."

"""Excuse me waiter, can I have a fork?"" ""Is Pepsi okay?"""

"What do the morbidly obese and podophiliacs have in common? [NSFW] They can only get off with their feet."

"What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment!"

"I hope Jackie Chan doesn't go the way of Eddie Murphy... I probably wouldn't be able to discern if he was playing every character in a movie or not."

"Don't judge me because I like 80's music. Judge me because I had a late term abortion because a baby would ruin my holiday plans."