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Joke of the Day

"[table of 6 year olds in lab coats] How are we supposed to find a cure for cooties if we *bangs fist on table* CAN'T EVEN FIND WALDO?!"

"Headline: ""Russian Jet Shot Down by Turkey"" My 1st thought was, ""Holy shit the bird has gone Rambo."" I must have Thanksgiving on my mind."

"It's not love until you don't want them to have a good time without you."

"I think Yahoo! news is written by someone who's had significant head trauma."

"Idea: a Chinese restaurant called You Dim Sum You Lose Some."

"The people of Baltimore played GTA yesterday... Tonight they will see the National Guard play Call of Duty."

"Why aren't people from the Westboro Baptist Church archaeologists? Because they are *homo*phobes."

"OP started a pizza place. They don't deliver."

"I went to the hospital today and told the doctor my baby was born 9 months early. She asked to see it, so I came on her face."

"In any kind of relationship...you learn more about someone at the end of that relationship than at the beginning......"