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Joke of the Day

"Today in 1956 the first videotape recording was made. Your mom was young and needed the money."

"On the baseball diamond, I'm like a T-Rex. I have a short arm."

"Why were the welder and stoner such good friends? They both love to spark up joints."

"What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert? -Candy Canes"

"Why did God make pubic hair curly? So we don't poke our eyes out."

"How many jews can you fit in a VW? Four - two in the front, two in the back, and none in the ashtray because the Holocaust never happened"

"Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? One gives you a weak hole and the other makes your whole week."

"ANCHOR: Now over to Mike for the weather. ME: IT'S REALLY WEATHERY RIGHT NOW, CARL, WITH MORE WEATHER TO COME! THAT'S IT FOR THE WEATHER!"

"The part of the Bible I relate to the most is when Jesus makes a scene at the farmers market"

"Where on LinkedIn do I add my current gang memberships"