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Joke of the Day
"What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on your organ."
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"A man carrying a tombstone walked up to a skeleton taking a break from his casket. He asked the skeleton, ""Is it okay if I leave this tombstone here?"" The skeleton replied, ""Yes, over my dead body."""
"What did the car baby say to his car dad? Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!"
"I took adderall next to a box of fortune cookies... And now I'm fluent in Chinese."
"How many light bulbs does it take to change a man? Just one, if you put it in the right place."
"I left a godless morning fart in each of the kids' lunchboxes so they'll know I was thinking about them."
"What's the difference between reddit and Facebook About a week"
"What's black & grey and also looks good on a cop? The World Trade Center"
"The scarecrow won employee of the month again... He's outstanding in his field."
"Instead of accusing me of eating your leftover pie, ask yourself why you had any left to begin with, quitter *said thru a mouthful of pie*"