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"A Smart car Zoomed past me And vanished into a pothole"
"I always say ""goodbye"" to the Wal-Mart greeter, just to close that loop."
"If an Italian could time travel, where would he go? To the Pasta."
"What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight."
"I only complimented coz of no shave november Not sure why she got mad!"
"What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world? The Igloominati."
"*armadillo comes rolling back in the ball return* ""Wait.. if you're here, then..."" *cut to wife sobbing at bowling ball* ""UNCURL, FREDRICK!"""
"Breaking: It's snowing where some people live and not snowing where other people live. More about this in 10 minutes on Facebook News."
"If I ever saw an amputee being hanged, I'd just yell out letters. - Demetri Martin"