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Joke of the Day
"If I ever saw an amputee being hanged, I'd just yell out letters. - Demetri Martin"
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"Fuck you, stupid ass crackers!!! Why won't you melt in my soup!?!?"
"I'm pretty sure God is a Black Woman Who else would be a single parent whose Son was killed by the authorities under suspicious circumstances?"
"My moral compass must run on solar power because it never seems to work after dark."
"By the time my father was my age he had amassed, like, 30 coffee cans full of screws. I have none. What have I done with my life?"
"Where do gay fish live Aqueeriums"
"Having bad dreams is the best way to prove you can't even do being unconscious right."
"Do you ever get shampoo in your eyes and wonder what the name of your guide dog will be?"
"I used to be great at word play. Once a pun a time."