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Joke of the Day
"If I ever saw an amputee being hanged, I'd just yell out letters. - Demetri Martin"
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"You may see white collar and blue collar workers in the work place. But I'm collar-blind. ~(Taken from the office)."
"I put my pants on like everyone else... As the cop taps on the glass and shines his high beam in my face."
"My sausage-addicted friend died in a car crash. Apparently, he took a turn for the wurst."
"If she asks you to be in an open relationship, tell her to walk out that open door. She's a slut."
"I have friends. By that I mean I have pictures of me standing next to people on Facebook."
"How many black people does it take to start a riot.... -1"
"I'm at my most immature when girls misspell ""cologne"" and start talking about how bad a man's colon smells"
"Two atoms are in a bar, Two atoms are in a bar. One says, ""I think I've lost an electron."" The other asks, ""Are you sure?"" To which the first replies, ""I'm positive."""
"What's the difference between a pig and a dwarf janitor? One is messy, and the other is a little cleaner."