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Joke of the Day
"I only complimented coz of no shave november Not sure why she got mad!"
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"6.8 billion people in the world and I just had to make my own sandwich."
"Sarah Jessica Parker's kid cannot start kindergarten today with all the other children due to a medical condition, he's a little hoarse."
"DILN IS A BADDY HAHAHAHA"
"Pablo was a family man. That's why he had two of them."
"Hey girls, you are not a ""mommy"" just because you own a dog. You have to have a kid to be a mommy. If you are a mommy, then I am a dragon."
"How do you make Holy Water? You boil the hell out of it"
"You may be able to tune a piano, but you can't... TUNA FISH"
"Yesterday, I beat a guy rather seriously. At the end, I even gave him stomach hits on his foot."
"Where do pens and pencils go on vacation? Pennsylvania"