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Joke of the Day
"A Smart car Zoomed past me And vanished into a pothole"
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"When I was your age, I was outside all day until dark 15: The batteries on cell phones must have been a lot better back then Me: ........."
"My boyfriend and I got couples tattoos today!!!! PLEASE do not tell my husband"
"How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper."
"What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts? Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck."
"Unless you're going to tell me there's a sniper target on me, it's okay, I can wait for you to finish chewing to hear what you have to say."
"Stop saying ""11/11/11"" only happens once in a lifetime. EVERY date only happens once in a lifetime. That's how time works."
"A cell's sister stepped on the cell's toe. ""Mitosis"""
"50 cent heelys into a library. he slips and knocks over all the bookshelves. all the library users leave in disgust. they swear at him"
"Why do some people cough alot? Because they drink to much coughee."