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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world? The Igloominati."
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"As a man of faith, I am upset about the trend of dirty jokes on this subreddit All I'm saying is let's keep it age appropriate for pillow talk here at the rectory."
"Ha ha A little bit ask his mom for a quarter she said for what he said for being good she said why don't you be good for nothing like your daddy. Lol"
"What is the best way to stop rape? Consent"
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"Donald Trump is raping the republican party unlike the female body, the GOP has no power to shut it down."