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Joke of the Day

"Breaking: It's snowing where some people live and not snowing where other people live. More about this in 10 minutes on Facebook News."

"Lance Armstrong should keep his awards. Last time I rode a bike doped up, I ran into a parked zebra."

"I am as a wake as a funeral."

"I wonder if clouds look down on us and say shit like ""That one's shaped like an idiot."""

"Rihanna and Chris Brown recorded a duet together......i think its a cover of Britney's, ""Hit me baby one more time"""

"When I was a kid my mom told me I could become whatever I wanted So I became a disappointment"

"What is an Ewoks favorite hotel accommodation? An Endor Pool!"

"How did US felt when Trump is elected as the president? TRUMPmatized. (Traumatized, ^get^it?^ha^ha^kill^me^please )"

"What's the most dangerous possession a gun nut will ever own? His car."

"I can build things out of wood. Canoe?"