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Joke of the Day

"space is stuped if im wanted to go somewhere where i cant breathe i would just stand next to a girl"

"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last long for fat people"

"What has a bottom at the top? legs"

"Crime TV shows aren't what they used to be That's why I support Donald Trump's promise to bring back Law and Order."

"Where do you put people with ADHD? A concentration camp"

"Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September people say ""Wow is it Halloween already?"""

"Did you hear about the man running a marathon on the afghanistan border? He actually went 3 miles further... I guess Iran* a little too far *I'm pronouncing it ""e-ran"""

"Did you hear about the recently unemployed electrician? Apparently he's now ohm-less."

"Mommy told me I should make some friends So I became a necromancer"

"I tried writing some jokes on Weed But I was too high to remember to write them down"