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Joke of the Day
"What has a bottom at the top? legs"
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"I really hate my partners calling me the wrong name during sex. My name is not ""Help"" or ""Get off me""."
"How does Stephen Hawking commit suicide? Alt-F4"
"Why is the dog man's best friend? He has to have someone to blame the farts on."
"My girlfriend just made a peepeeAND a poppy at the same time Should I break up with her?"
"What do I have that FC Barcelona doesn't? A semi"
"Oh you're a foodie? You like food? Wow you are very unique. Personally I'm a foodie but I'm also a breathie. Love to breathe."
"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he didn't want to be spotted"
"If my wife is any indication, then we need a woman in office to get this country back on track. For years, she has been creating work out of nothing for me."
"My Roomba sucked up some cocaine & cleaned the entire house in 5 mins. Now my jewelry's missing & the Roomba's trying to bang the blender."