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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man running a marathon on the afghanistan border? He actually went 3 miles further... I guess Iran* a little too far *I'm pronouncing it ""e-ran"""

"Who is this Rorschach guy? And why does he keep making paintings of my parents fighting?"

"Two peanuts were walking down the road... One was assaulted"

"How much does automail cost? An arm and a leg."

"What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss? Religion."

"Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving? It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China."

"Every chair is a reclining chair when you're drunk."

"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw"

"How do you know an r/jokes mod is a cyberman? [deleted]"

"Kid is destined to be gaye My friend just named her newborn baby ""Marvin"""