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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man running a marathon on the afghanistan border? He actually went 3 miles further... I guess Iran* a little too far *I'm pronouncing it ""e-ran"""

"Q: Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover? A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum. **X-post : /r/ScienceHumour**"

"Water Knock Knock Who's there? Water Water Who? Water Those!!!!! (What are those joke)"

"League of Legends, Dota, and Hearthstone are now on ESPN Title"

"I got caught sniffing underwear... I got caught sniffing my friend's sister's underwear the other day, What made it worse was she was still wearing them, Made the rest of her funeral really awkward."

"Does anyone want a free microwave? Contact me. We can talk about how we both want a free microwave"

"Oscar Pistorius has the worst alibi ever. Who the hell would break into your house to rob your bathroom?"

"How many men does it take to open a can of beer? None. It should be open by the time she brings it to the couch."

"Hey, are you -273.15C? Yeah, I'm 0K thanks."

"I'm smart but not ""know when to stop eating"" smart."