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Joke of the Day
"I tried writing some jokes on Weed But I was too high to remember to write them down"
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"It's hard to fall asleep because I don't trust myself to not die."
"A Man Got Into a Fight at a Strip Club He lost, but in the end he fought hard."
"Going to see the new batman tonight, heard it got killer reviews."
"What do you call people who hang out with musicians? Drummers"
"What has ten legs and nine arms? Def Leppard"
"What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today? Clawing at the lid of the coffin."
"Someone told me you thought you were good enough to be part of my exclusive pee club. Ok. Urine."
"What's the similarity between Bill Cosby and Santa have in common? They both come when you're asleep."
"Slept like a log last night..... Woke up in the fire place"