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Joke of the Day

"So an Irishman walks out of a bar ... no seriously, it can happen. (seen in an Irish pub)"

"Funny that when some people go out for 'fresh air', they come back in smelling like 'weed'"

"Most animals don't like gore. But leeches are suckers for blood."

"I was born caesarean. You can't really tell, although, whenever I leave the house I go out through the window."

"Murphy's law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage."

"They said Brexit would let us get closer to non-EU countries. They were right, we now have more in common with Zimbabwe than ever before."

"""MY HERO!"" ""My hero."" --Guy who got his sandwich stolen, then saved by a stranger"

"Humans: we're not like snakes Also Humans: mmmm eggs"

"I was standing in the middle of a park... Pondering about why a frisbee was growing larger and larger... And then, it hit me"

"An irashman walks out of a bar..."