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Joke of the Day

"Why did the blonde woman have bruises around her belly button? Because blonde guys arent that smart either..."

"Funny feminist joke women are equal to men"

"What do you call someone who talks to others in public restrooms? A urinarrator."

"Remember before Amazon reviews when you could just buy a toothbrush without 6 hours of research?"

"Pimples are a rising issue And a pressing matter"

"If you really think about it, Jewish people are actually pretty solid nah just kidding, they're all gas"

"What's the best thing to come out of a penis? The wrinkles."

"My therapist says I need to overcome ""shame-based"" thinking but if it wasn't for shame I don't think I'd get a damn thing done around here."

"If people say that love finds you... Then I must be Waldo."

"You're a vegetarian? That's a missed steak"