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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who talks to others in public restrooms? A urinarrator."
Next Joke
"A joke for you all! Q. What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from jail!?!!? A. A small medium at large!! Just kidding, nigger will probably suffice..."
"What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today? Scratching at the inside of his coffin."
"If a man runs over his wife, who's fault is it? The mans, why was he driving in the kitchen?"
"Curiosity gave the cat slightly high blood pressure but nothing to be concerned about."
"A man walks into a psychiatrist ...and says ""Doctor, help me! Im a wigwam and a teepee!"" The doctor says ""Son. Sit down and relax. You're two tents."""
"Funny Fact Always happens to me : Study for one hour no one sees . But pick up mobile just for a second and MOM/DAD enters the room"
"What does Supertramp do after buying rice? They take the long-grain home."
"After clipping my toddler's fingernails for over 2 years, I think I could diffuse a bomb while riding a roller coaster."
"Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives? Purrgatory."