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Joke of the Day
"If people say that love finds you... Then I must be Waldo."
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"""Metric system? You mean the easy measurement system based upon multiples of 10, that every other country uses? Na. We're good."" - America"
"What do you call a Mexican that lost his car? Carloss. MUHAHAHAHA"
"Today I met a woman with twelve breasts, sounds strange, dozen tit?"
"Hendrix didn't need to twerk on stage. He performed the old fashioned way, relying only on his musical talents and near lethal doses of LSD."
"Hell is full of ugly babies, tinkerbell tshirts and fat women debating the tastiness of frozen meals.....oh wait. This is just walmart"
"Did you hear about the Mexican racist? He joined the que que que."
"What do pirates use telephones for? Booty call"
"Parenting a baby is like an etch-a-sketch drawing. You must be careful, but if you mess up just shake the shit out of it and make a new one."
"Why are so many racist jokes about black people? Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out."