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Joke of the Day

"If you really think about it, Jewish people are actually pretty solid nah just kidding, they're all gas"

"Blond joke! :D What do you call a dead blond in the closet? - last year's hide & seek! :D"

"What does a Jew do to make them love Christmas? Install a parking meter on the roof."

"There are three kinds of people in the world... The ones that know how to count and the ones that dont"

"Q: How many vegetarians does it take to eat a cow? A: One if nobody's looking."

"One out of every ten people lives next to a pedophile... ...not me, I live next to two beautiful 8 year olds."

"Now's a good time to change your facebook name to ""Nobody,"" so when you click like on ignorant statuses it says, ""Nobody likes this."""

"What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy? I can't hear you, but I can see your point"

"that lonely feeling when you oust your ex as mayor of your genitals on foursquare"

"What's a good comeback for a women when she's asked to get her husband a sandwich? She better come back with a goddamn sandwich!"