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Joke of the Day
"You're a vegetarian? That's a missed steak"
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"If you have a donkey and I have a rooster, and your donkey bites off my roosters feet. What do you have? 2 feet of my cock in your ass"
"Omg someone broke into my professor's house & stole his laptop so my class today has been cancelled. I gotta find this person & thank him."
"If you factor in Trumps ancestry, his policies make perfect sense. The German side says ""Build a wall!"" The Scottish side says ""Well im not paying for it!"""
"I don't always feel like I won the genetic lottery, but when I do... I'm at Wal-mart."
"As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives And that fucker looked depressed."
"A Nazi is beating a Soviet at a political debate. The Soviet says he needs to take a bathroom break. The Nazi says: ""Now you're just Stalin""."
"I hate when people come to MY house, knock on MY door, and then give me the ""why aren't you wearing pants"" look."
"Apparently there was a new episode of ""Biggest Loser"" on tonight... Indianapolis Colts edition."
"*lights a scented candle in my house *gets texted 500 miles away from my mother Please watch those candles"