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Joke of the Day
"What is green and goes slam, slam, slam, slam? A four door pickle!"
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"My girlfriend said she'll leave me if I don't stop talking about Star Wars. I said ""Please don't leave me, Yoda one for me."" In other news, I'm single."
"Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods? One was ""a-salted."""
"Why don't Leave voters go to the cinema? Because they're unable to see the big picture."
"A Mexican, a Jewish, and an American walk into a bar... Bartender asked, ""is this a joke?"""
"I like how politicians always address us like we are positive, civic-minded, motivated people. I think we're all a bunch of fat jerks."
"Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere? Yak the Ripper"
"What does your mom and a rain forest have in common? If you look deep enough in the bush, you might find a cockatoo."
"Every time I tie my shoe I feel like I'm giving a faraway sniper the go signal."
"Want to hear about the worst blowjob I ever had? It was awesome"