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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Leave voters go to the cinema? Because they're unable to see the big picture."
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"I'm writing a research paper on banning shredded cheese in supermarkets and instead only selling cheese is large blocks. The title is ""Make America Grate Again."""
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"What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk? Lack toes and tall or rent"
"If you're going to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 10, don't be open."
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"I got free admission for life at SeaWorld For being an Orca Whale."