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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods? One was ""a-salted."""
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"What do you call a girl who does from butt injections? Ass-fix-iation"
"How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy"
"How ""thoughts of suicide"" became an acceptable drug side effect: ""How do you feel?"" ""I kind of want to kill myself."" ""Ok."""
"What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."
"What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen? He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher."
"Surgeon: I'm unable to perform this surgery. I've only got 10,000 spoons, when all I need is a knife."
"Why did the Addams have the late man arrested? He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday."
"How do you fit 20 Jews in a Cadillac? One in the driver's seat, one in the passenger, three in the back, and the rest in the ash tray."
"My girlfriend got sacked from work and then lost her appeal. I only found her appealing because she had a well paid job."