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Joke of the Day
"Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere? Yak the Ripper"
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"Bees aren't disappearing. Trump has been secretly deporting them because he thinks pollination is a hoax created by the Chinese."
"As a bachelor I learned to separate my laundry into three piles; dirty, not so bad, and I could wear this another two three times if needed."
"My mom asked if i would stop singing Wonderwall by Oasis... I said ""Maybe""."
"My girlfriend told me once that I need to be more affectionate. Now I have two girlfriends."
"If a person with ADHD went to a camp... ... would it be called a concentration camp? Source: Girlfriend with ADHD"
"When someone tell me , ""long time no see"" i usually reply, ""I know, we're really not that good of friends"""
"It's cute that kids think they're safer with the light on, when actually it makes you more vulnerable and easier to spot."
"Someone stole my coffee. He was charged with mugging."
"Why did no one like the Archer Because he was too arrowgant!"