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Joke of the Day

"In my dreams, my balloons come back down and apologize for leaving me."

"Autocorrect changed honey to homey. Now, instead of going out to a romantic dinner we will be doing a drive-by."

"A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted"". The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""

"How do you find the richest man in Mexico Throw a penny and see who catches it"

"My awesomeness, is second only to my modesty!"

"what's the difference between an irish wedding and an irish funeral? one guest"

"Im getting tired of the book ""Life of Pi."" It never ends."

"Bill Gates And Windows John To Bill Gates: Can You Explain Me ... Your Surname Is ""Gates"" And You Are Doing Business Of ""Windows""?"

"40% of Americans over 60 believe... ... that they were at Woodstock."

"Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!"