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Joke of the Day
"Im getting tired of the book ""Life of Pi."" It never ends."
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"I definitely thought I would have shot the lock off of something by now in my life."
"Yes, they're good. But mangoes act like they know they're good, and that's unappealing to me."
"Whats the last thing that went through Sally's mind after jumping from a skyscraper? Her ankles."
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Just Juan."
"Only the immature will laugh A sausage and an egg are frying in a pan. ""It's a bit too hot in here for me, mate."" The sausage says to the egg. The egg screams, ""Ahh! A talking sausage!"""
"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson liked to rape little boys."
"What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride? That's a salt!"
"What do you call a fat Asian? moo-lan"
"Sure is hard going to cinemas with dyslexia ""I'd like some uhh... cockporn please"""