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Joke of the Day

"Bill Gates And Windows John To Bill Gates: Can You Explain Me ... Your Surname Is ""Gates"" And You Are Doing Business Of ""Windows""?"

"Area Man Discovers New Dimension, Becomes Volume Man"

"They say to never eat your own culinary creations. But I can't help myself, it takes 9 months to make my famous Baby Back Ribs."

"What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection? If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it."

"40 Theoretical physicists walk into a bar Or did they?"

"Jokes don't kill people people who don't get jokes kill people."

"How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how clumsy you are. *There, I've killed it. Move on /r/jokes, move on.*"

"How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit!"

"Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies."

"Why is Donald Trump like a Gibbering Mouther from DnD? Both are all mouth and no balls."