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Joke of the Day
"How do you find the richest man in Mexico Throw a penny and see who catches it"
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"What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of? Addiction"
"When you're a kid, you hate those moments when there is absolutely nothing to do. As an adult, you live for them."
"Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together? Because he was in-bread."
"A man and his wife find an S & M magazine under their son's bed. Mom says ""This is horrible, what should we do?"" Dad replies, ""Well we can't spank him!"""
"Have you heard about President Clinton's plan to secretly bomb eastern Ukraine? He called it the ""Donetsk, Don't Tell"""
"Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff? Because she was wearing mittens."
"There are 2 things I love about women... Tits"
"What's the Turkish version of court packing? Turkey stuffing"
"*slides $5 to the funeral director* Maybe you can get me the widow's phone number?"