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Joke of the Day

"Kia or Nokia? There is a company called Kia and a company called no Kia. I'm not sure who to believe..."

"This is Bill Bill has a wife Bill isn't scared of his wife & says what he wants when he.. This is Bill's wife Bill is no longer available"

"My friends think I have a drinking problem... So I told them ""no, I actually think I drink quite well"""

"Did u hear about the leper poker game? everyone threw their hands in"

"Mom wants to meet her Son's Girlfriend Mom :- Son, I would like to meet your Girlfriend. Son:- Me Too.... (Being Single)"

"Practice good oral hygiene by wiping your mouth with toilet paper after talking shit"

"If one door closes & another door opens, you're probably in prison."

"You don't need to tell me that I'm not your cup of tea. I am well aware that I'm not a cup of tea, idiot."

"I smoked e-cigs for so long that I got e-cancer. I'm ok though, I just swallowed a Norton Antivirus cd and it cleared things up."

"Golf Vs Women Why don't women play golf? Because they suck at driving."