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Joke of the Day

"what's the difference between an irish wedding and an irish funeral? one guest"

"Edward Snowden just joined Twitter. Almost immediately he got more followers than the NSA. Luckily for the NSA, they follow a lot more people than Snowden."

"What's the difference between a thief and a peeping Tom? Well, a thief snatches watches..."

"I really don't have much of an opinion on alcoholic beverages during the holidays... You could say I'm pretty eggnogstic."

"What noise does a ceiling fan make? GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!"

"Placing my signature wherever i go. Because, signature move!"

"Donald Trump says that he plans to reduce inflation. Shortly after, Tom Brady announced his intent to vote for Trump."

"I think my roommate might be gay his dick tastes like shit!"

"Your momma is so fat That when she dies, the moon will finally be able to break orbit"

"If I'm ever on life support, unplug me... Then plug me back in. See if that works."