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Joke of the Day

"Autocorrect changed honey to homey. Now, instead of going out to a romantic dinner we will be doing a drive-by."

"I like my women like I like my wine. Twelve years old and locked in a cellar."

"The Spanish national soccer team visited an orphanage in Brazil today ""It was hard to see their sad and hopeless faces"", said one of the orphans"

"I once joked about Ebola. Everyone started laughing. It was contagious."

"silly joke If you think, what you better than other people, your ass must be ready for big problems"

"What do you call a girl who is bad at drawing? Tracey"

"What did Joe Hill say when someone asked if he was Joe King? ""No, I'm dead serious."""

"[1st date] Maybe next time i could meet your dog [2nd date] Your dog is so cool [3rd date] Do u mind if me & your dog hung out without you"

"Knowledge is knowing that tomatoes are a fruit Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad."

"""Ow that dog just nipped at me"" PEE ON IT! ""No man NO STOP THAT DOESN'T WORK FOR EVERYTHING"" I'M HERE FOR YA BUDDY!"