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Joke of the Day

"So when you say R.I.P. To a dearly departed you are basically saying hey no zombie or walking dead stuff ??"

"Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!"

"Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music."

"4 former presidents walk into a bar Clinton gets a new STD"

"I got a joke MySpace"

"What's red and not there? No tomatoes."

"Have you ever heard of the mexican train killer? He had loco motives"

"Why did the dentist vote for Trump? He likes to keep things white and straight."

"*walks past yoga studio* *looks in window* *eyes widen* Awesome. It's like kindergarten. *walks into class* *unrolls mat* *takes a nap*"

"Me: ""You kids aren't getting any more toys until you take care of the ones you have!"" Grandma: ""Here are 8,000 new toys just for existing."""