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Joke of the Day
"Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music."
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"Donald Trump should start preparing for next season of Dancing With The Stars."
"I heard that there was no plane be shot down in Constantinople Because there was no Turkey"
"What is the difference between a Cadillac and five dead Asian hookers? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage"
"finally got to see someone in my facebook feed react to an onion article as if it were real news. today was a big day."
"Did you hear about the car with wooden wheels, a wooden engine, and wooden doors? It wooden start"
"I have kids now... Their parents must be angry."
"The illegals protesting with Mexican flags, shouting ""Trump is not my President"" are telling the truth. Their president is Enrique Pena Nieto."
"The girl saw he had big hands and big feet... She thinks it over a minute, and invites herself to his house for the night. As she's leaving, she says ""Well, two out of three ain't bad!"""
"What did the cake say to the knife? You want a piece of me?!?"