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Joke of the Day
"Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music."
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"What do you call Batman when he skips Church? Christian Bale."
"When in doubt, mumble."
"""Do not purchase if seal is broke"" *looks over at homeless seal* *places canned pickles back on the shelf*"
"Atoms are huge liars They make up everything."
"just saw Gravity. excuse me while I go hug the earth."
"Why are there ants on my toilet seat? Because of my sweet ass."
"Pardon me while I slip into something a little more... unconscious."