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Joke of the Day

"4 former presidents walk into a bar Clinton gets a new STD"

"There should be an option on travel websites that let's you search for ""flights that are least likely to have noisy children""."

"You know the 4 quarters Lebron joke, how about the Dirk one? I asked Dirk for change for a dollar; he gave me 4 quarters and a dime. He always gives any extra 10%."

"I think it might be a good idea to not buy gold right now. Is a statement that is bound to get gilded."

"Isn't the smell of defeat... ...the smell of de socks?"

"Ex: Do you ever think of someone else when we have sex? Me: No, it's always George Clooney."

"Does eating fish makes you dumb? We know that eating fish is supposed to make us ""smarter"", but the only fishes we eat, are the ones ""dumb"" enough to get caught. It doesn't make sense."

"My Penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records Then the librarian told me to take it out"

"what's Putin having for Christmas? Turkey"

"As a child I had difficulty putting things down It's a habit I can't seem to let go."